Not-So-Wordless Wednesday: I’ve Got Swag

I've got swag

Lest you should think I’m greedy…at the end of my week of events, I was one of the only people left at FitBloggin’ who was driving rather than flying. There was a whole table of sponsor-provided swag left, which the staff encouraged me to take since they had to get rid of it anyway, and everyone else attending had already taken all they wanted and could carry in their bags. All of the items were food and useful things that my family and I will use, so I loaded up our car – using a pallet provided by the hotel – and christened it “The Swag Chariot”. When Super Coupon Girl attends a conference, nothing shall go to waste. ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Lone Ranger Movie Review

The Lone Ranger
We received complimentary admission to an advance screening of this film for the purposes of review.

Last week, my sister-and-law and I headed to Regal Cinemas Bridgeport Village Stadium 18 & IMAX in Tigard to catch an advance screening of The Lone Ranger. An over-the-top homage to spaghetti westerns, this film is an action-packed romp with a sense of humor. The story follows John Reid (Armie Hammer), a naive, rule-following lawyer and future Lone Ranger who finds an unexpected ally in Comanche tribesman Tonto (Johnny Depp). The film kicks right into gear by starting off with a long action sequence, which was great – many films like this really drag at the beginning so I like the fact that they got right down to the action.

There has been a lot of publicity and controversy around some portions of this film, which I can’t properly address without spoiling some parts of the movie, so I’ve put the bulk of my review under a cut. Click the blurred text below to view my full review, which does include spoiler details about the plot:

There has been a lot of discussion concerning the portrayal of Native Americans in this movie, with many voicing concerns about the stereotypes being reinforced and the lack of roles in film for non-caucasian actors. Others, such as the film’s Comanche adviser, William “Two-Raven” Voelker, have defended the film’s approach. Depp, who has stated that he believes he has Cherokee or Creek ancestry, was formally adopted by the Comanche tribe after the president of Americans for Indian Opportunity, LaDonna Harris, heard of the film and extended the invitation.
I don’t blame anyone for feeling either way about this movie, honestly. Depp is not a member of a tribe outside of his Comanche adoption after the film – I think getting into the argument of who is truly “Native American enough” is a real problem in and of itself, but there’s no arguing that most roles in any Hollywood movie go almost unanimously to caucasian-identified actors and that’s a huge issue. I love Johnny Depp, but it’s too bad that roles like these don’t go to actors who are tribe members.
That being said, this film is more like watching Johnny Depp as Hunter Thompson working at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride than Tonto. It felt a little like a purposeful parody of Tonto, and when I read some interviews with Depp after watching the film is seems that is exactly what he was going for. I’ve always liked Depp and his often-eccentric acting style, so I was expecting the movie to be entertaining in that way; as a standalone Johnny Depp character, his Looney-Toons portrayal was really funny and the best part of the movie – the baggage with the cultural implications is the thing that gave me pause, such as the broken English accent.
My overall feeling was that there was a lot of stereotyping and silliness with the outward appearance and mannerisms of all the characters, while their actual personalities and the overall plot are trying to be more progressive. Tonto isn’t a sidekick or idiot as many have feared he would be portrayed – in fact, he’s the only one in the movie who seems to have a brain sometimes – and one of the portions that some have had problems with, the portrayal of spiritual beliefs in a dismissive “New Age” way, are not what they seem. Tonto tells many fantastic tales of visions and spiritwalkers through the movie, which the Lone Ranger dismissed as “Crazy” Comanche beliefs. When they come across a Comanche tribe, the Lone Ranger is stunned when they tell him: “We don’t believe any of that – Tonto is crazy, that’s why he says that!” It’s kind of an interesting twist – the Lone Ranger had just assumed that Tonto’s “Eccentricities” were due to being Comanche, and is stunned to meet the rest of the tribe and find that none of them look or act like Tonto does. The tribe think that both Tonto and the Lone Ranger are nuts and end up burying them both in sand so they’ll stay out of their way!
The film also tries to focus on the very real plight of native peoples more than your typical shoot-em-up western. The centerpiece to the movie is a group of robbers who frame the Comanche people so that they can take their land to steal silver and build a railroad. The Lone Ranger is a true believer in justice and fairness, and is convinced he can sort this big misunderstanding out – only to be devastated to learn that the business interests and local military are only concerned with greed. After a horrific battle where Comanche are slaughtered in droves, the formerly-pacifist Lone Ranger decides to just blow up the train and wipe out the bad guys. The fact that it had a sort-of happy ending is probably one of the least believable parts of the whole thing, but I appreciated the effort they made to really cause the audience to feel grief when we see Tonto’s family murdered and watch the utter injustice that the Comanche are subjected to. It’s a small thing, but people can connect emotionally with films and it does not hurt to remind moviegoers about the cruel parts of history, even if it’s sandwiched in a ridiculous action film.

The action and Johhny Depp are completely absurd, and I mean that in a good way – it’s a silly romp and tongue-in-cheek tribute to old westerns, so it’s supposed to be funny and ridiculous. They push the envelope with the action – absolutely none of it is realistic and that’s why it’s fun. There is a second action sequence on trains towards the end of the movie, complete with the William Tell Overture playing in the background, and it sort of reminded me of an old west take on the freeway scene in Matrix Reloaded – the characters do the most impossible stunts jumping on top of trains, trees, blowing up boxcars, and standing in front of windows full of gunfire without getting shot. It’s absolutely insane and that’s why it’s so fun to watch! Other movie highlights include Helena Bonham Carter, who plays a brothel madam with an ivory leg containing a gun. She is awesome and I have to say, I was shocked to see her and Depp together in a film that wasn’t directed by Tim Burton. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I thought the film kept up a good pace, although it dragged a bit in the middle. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, all modern movies are way too long! Honestly, I thought the parts of the movie where they focused on the mechanics of the plot and how X bad guy cooked up Y scenario made my eyes glaze slightly – I guess I don’t like to be challenged during action movies. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I think it’s because action films will usually tend to have pseudo-complex plots that are hard to follow and don’t really make enough sense to be challenging or interesting. Overall the plot of The Lone Ranger worked pretty well and tried to keep the twists coming, but some of the details of it failed to draw me in, possibly just due to the length of the film.

My sister-in-law and I really enjoyed ourselves – I’ll be honest, I was expecting that it could be pretty boring, but it kept my attention and I loved all the fun and action. We had a fab night at the movies and I know that we’ll be seeing the sequel, because folks, they purposely left the ending waaay open for a sequel!

The Lone Ranger is in theaters today, July 3rd – just in time for the long holiday weekend!

See’s Candies Grand Re-Opening in Eugene

See's Candies

We were provided with complimentary candy and goodies during this event. Yum! This post also contains affiliate links.

Last Thursday, I was invited to attend an event at See’s Candies in Eugene to celebrate their re-opening. The store had been located in the Valley River Center for almost 40 years, and made the move last Monday to their new location at Lindsey Crossing. To get the word out, media that cover the region were invited to come and check out the location and taste some of the new offerings. The timing on everything worked out perfectly for us, since we were traveling all over the place for events last week; not to mention, I have a dear friend that lives near Eugene and was able to grab lunch with her and catch up before the event.

The location at Lindsey Crossing is very accessible and easy to find, which is why the store wanted to move there – Jai and I had never driven to this shopping area before and it was effortless getting there. Once we arrived, the staff welcomed us in and invited us to try any of the candies that caught our eye. Talk about being a kid in a candy store!

Candy display

Boxes of candy

White Mint Truffle

When they asked me what I’d like to try, I knew I had to taste the White Mint Truffle. I’m a little obsessed with peppermint and I love white chocolate, so it looked like something that was right up my alley!

Closeup of the White Mint Truffle

If you love mint like I do…I don’t think you’ll be disappointed in this one. YUM!

Beeb at See's Candies

We sampled so many delicious candies at this event.

Milk Bordeaux

This is the Milk Bordeaux, one of their most popular offerings.

Jai eating Maple Cashew Brittle

I snapped this photo at the exact moment that Jai bit into a piece of Maple Cashew Brittle. The look you see on his face was him saying Mmmmmm because it was even tastier than he expected!

Candy contest

During the event, they had a fun contest where we all split into teams of two and competed to see who could pack a box of candy the fastest. Jai and I got a crash course from the pros on how to hold the candy cups for maximum efficiency – it’s a little like dealing cards!

Beeb packing candy

Jai packing candy

Jai & Beeb after the candy packing contest

Special thanks to Cariann for offering to hold my camera and take these photos of us!

Jai and I finished our boxes at almost the same time, but his box looked better than mine so he was the winner this time. ๐Ÿ˜‰ We got to keep the boxes that we packed, and were both given a copy of See’s Famous Old Time Candies: A Sweet Story by Margaret Moos Pick as a prize. We learned all kinds of fun history and trivia about the company – for example, did you know that the famous candy conveyor belt episode of I Love Lucy was filmed at See’s Candies? When I was participating in the candy contest, I told them that I resisted the temptation to shove it all in my mouth instead of the box the way Lucy did. ๐Ÿ˜‰

At the end of event, we were all given a fun See’s tote bag packed with goodies to take home. It was perfect timing, since we spent the week staying with Jai’s brother and sister-in-law in Portland – really, what makes a sweeter hostess gift than a box of candy?

Where to Find The New See’s Candies Location in Lindsey Crossing:

207 Coburg Road, Suite 104
Lindsey Crossing
Eugene, OR 97401
Phone: (541) 345-1931
Click here for hours, map & additional info.
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Delivery Man Trailer

When I was at the advance screening for The Lone Ranger last week, I also got a sneak peek at the trailer for Delivery Man. This movie, coming November 2013, stars Vince Vaughn as a loveable-but-aimless slacker who gets the shock of his life when he finds out that his donations to a fertility clinic resulted in the births of 533 children twenty years ago. This unexpected journey leads to him to discovering an unconventional kind of family that might just give him some of the fulfillment he’s always searched for. I’ve always maintained that family is what you create, be it the nuclear family with 2.5 kids and a dog, or the group of friends that can always lean on each other for support – and that’s the message that this film hopes to convey. The trailer got quite a few chuckles in the theater, so I’m looking forward to checking it out later in the year!

Delivery Man

Will you be seeing this flick when it hits theaters?

I’m Back From FitBloggin!


Complimentary ticket to FitBloggin’ provided for live blogging one of the sessions.

Happy Monday! I’m back from FitBloggin’ and all the other fun events I went to in Portland/Eugene last week! I had a fabulous time. I was a live blogger for one of the sessions on Saturday morning – click here to read my transcript for that – and I was able to attend so many valuable sessions, from SEO panels to 6 AM workouts. Here I am at a demo for Total Gym XLS:

FitBloggin 2013 - Day 2 - 2-6857

Photo by Carrie D Photography via Flickr

I got to meet so many fabulous people this week – there were all kinds of fun parties and gatherings with delicious snacks, dancing and fun. And I may or may not have participated in karaoke…

FitBloggin 2013 - Day 2-7278

Photo by Carrie D Photography via Flickr

Well, they had “Harder to Breathe” in their song book – how could I leave without singing the song that I named my Twitter handle after? If I were on The Voice, I wouldn’t have gotten a single chair turn, but it was all in good fun. ๐Ÿ˜‰

My head is swimming with knowledge, anecdotes, tips, tricks after this weekend! I have a folder bursting with business cards, an inbox packed with email and a living room full of swag. There was far too much happening at FitBloggin’ to include in one post, so I’m going to be doing recaps of each session & event I attended all this week. So stay tuned!

Hello New Friends From FitBloggin’!

Beeb & Jai - Before & After

For those of you that I met at FitBloggin’, welcome! You probably got one of my nifty Contest Corner stickers at the conference – I have a fitness & weight loss section over on that blog which documents my ongoing journey. My fiancรฉ and I were on the Nutrisystem Nation Blogger Panel from June 2012 to April 2013 and lost a combined 86.9 pounds, 13.9 BMI points and 55.7 inches during that time. I so enjoyed meeting all of you and hearing your stories!

Were you at FitBloggin’? Drop me a line!